if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

  1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
  2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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filed under more jokes i never understood until now

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"Anyone else excited about San Diego Comic Con?"

Peter Jackson


"Anyone else excited about San Diego Comic Con?"

Peter Jackson

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good things that happened in the past 24 hours

  • saw “Wish I Was Here”
  • hung out with neen for the evening
  • got paid
  • ate relatively healthy at freshii and it was delicious
  • bronze went pretty well today
  • morning guarding was good
  • wandered mel lastman square and some of uptown toronto at night and its pretty fucking cool
  • rode the subway
  • had chinese food. ish.
  • got invited to a sleep over on saturday
  • got a good start on report cards
  • didnt spill coffee
  • finished the wine
  • ate m&ms in the slide
  • got a bunch of junkfood from loblaws



a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

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Jewish And Arab People Posing Together Online, ‘Refusing To Be Enemies’

In the midst of news about the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict, some people are posting photos online for an international social media campaign on Facebook and Twitter, with the hashtag, #JewsAndArabsRefuseToBeEnemies. 



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i feel like it’s time to bring this back

With the exception of that time when I got The Great Brooklyn Stomach Bug of 2013 and spent three straight days watching Downton Abbey on my bathroom floor, I have not gone a single day in New York without a man yelling at me, rubbing up against me, making lewd gestures in my direction, providing unsolicited commentary on my body, or badgering me for my contact information.

"But that sounds crazy!" the dudes protest. And it is! Until you talk to literally any woman ever and they tell you the exact same thing.

Every mundane choice you make, from the length of your skirt to the opacity of your tights to the volume of your iPod to the sturdiness of your jewelry, must be considered carefully and yet doesn’t matter at all. If I had to run in these shoes, could I? If someone grabbed my ponytail or my necklace, could I shake him off? Does this color make me look like I want to be approached? And off come the never-worn stilettos and down comes the hair, and all of a sudden you’re wearing an outfit that you hate, because you are just too fucking tired to deal with it today…and some asshole walks up to you on the train platform and starts making kissy noises in your ear anyway.

It’s like an eternal ringing in your ears, except sometimes that ringing assumes a human form and follows you home at night.
Your Summer Guide to Annihilating Street Harassers (via celaenoo)

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me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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We were going to tell you everything, about the dead pool, the assassins, the killers, but I didn’t want you to worry.

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i took you for granted, VHS. i took you for granted..


i think we have a youngster over here…

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