May 21st, 2013 at 2:03AM

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:56AM

hollyjollypanties:

the-katty-korner:

kastiakbc:

My mom just called me over to the TV to show me this ADORABLE and super-well animated commercial for Oreos with a jingle sung by Owl City.

I’ve never seen a commercial so charming and fun! The song is def gonna be stuck in my head.

Also, does anybody know who animated it? It’s very good!!

This is really cute!

Wow that is really cute.

Now I want an oreo….

yes, but this commercial is based on the premise that i share cookies, which, as you can imagine, is just fundamentally incorrect.

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:43AM

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

  • post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
  • you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
  • no more selfies allowed
  • blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
  • heroin will be legalized
  • george bush will become president again
  • stock market will crash
  • korea will blow the US up
  • world war 3

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:43AM
tastefullyoffensive: Headline of the year.[latimes]

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:37AM

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:19AM

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:19AM

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:17AM
btownbwaygal: Good to know that the Goodmans are still endearingly dysfunctional.

btownbwaygal:

Good to know that the Goodmans are still endearingly dysfunctional.

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:14AM
hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram. stonehenge had capstones tho…

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

stonehenge had capstones tho…

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May 21st, 2013 at 1:13AM

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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