November 2011
time to go catch up on dexter and HIMYM.
and if i can manage to steal back my candy from my mother, bonus.
Clients From Hell: Client: “Hello, I’m looking to... →
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Hello, I’m looking to make a reservation arriving on the 13th and departing on the 12th.” Me: “Okay, so you are arriving on the 12th for one night?” Client: “No, in on the 13th, out on the 12th.” Me: “So, in on July 13th and out on August 12th?” Client: “Are you having a bad…
“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! - tear up the...”
– Edgar Allan Poe, “The Tell-Tale Heart” (via the-final-sentence)
disinterested:
the sash wringing
the trash thinging
the mash flinging
the flash springing
the crash thinging
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
October 31st. On this day many years ago, a family...
ithoughtyouwereaboggart:
At least, that’s what his liar aunt and uncle told him.
October 2011
god, i want some cookies soo bad right now.
jim carrey is terrifying
this has been one of the longest weekends ever. i...
Watchtoxic-ponies:
faggotwhispererr:
whorepride:
cockoff:
OMFG
never forget
this deserves so many more notes omg
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
a-wilde-handful:
:)
