leaving to head to niagra falls. see you all next...
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girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
elsewhere, the Roman god Janus takes a mental note to have Jupiter strike the girl down with lightning at a later date
and Professor Quirrell weeps into his treacle tart
while hidden in Gotham City Harvey Dent plans which weapons to use
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bennettzhkalyn: I reblog this just because of the gifs.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gods, im tired. can i go to sleep forever now? oh....