Student:I only get high marks and I pay attention to all classes.
School:Oh well, isn't that nice. You can take this test along with another 10000000 students, then maybe, if you're good enough, you'll get a scholarship. You're doing nothing but what you're supposed to.
Student:Oh look I'm good at basketball.
School:OH MY GOD CAN WE HAVE THE PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU AS A STUDENT YOU CAN STUDY HERE FOR FREE AND OH WE'LL MAKE SURE THERE'S A BANNER WITH YOUR NAME ON IT ALONG WITH ALL THE MEDALS YOU'VE WON ALL OVER THE SCHOOL AND OH IF YOU WANT WE CAN KISS YOUR FEET TOO AND MAKE ALL STUDENTS WORSHIP YOU