I found this camera on the subway and look what...
off topic, but why do pornstars always say “fuck me” in porn? isnt that just redundant?
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
theyellovvbrickroad: my hobbies include creating natural disasters, letting infectious diseases spread and condemning sinners to hell follow 4 follow.
tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
fugrats: fuck it im goin to glove world
sublimesublemon: cuppacats: aquus: i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real have you ever met someone from wyoming??? exactly my mom lives in wyoming yes but have you ever met her
queefjerkey: do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
The awkward moment when Benedict Cumberbatch calls...
frank-fappa: When we were learning about the Russian revolution in history class a few years ago, the teacher mentions, “Leon Trotsky was murdered with an ice pick.” A girl pipes up and goes, “That’s so smart because it’s, like, made of ice so the murder weapon just melts away!!!”
By not trying to [top it]. By being smaller. More personal, more painful. By...– Joss Whedon on what he would do if he were to direct the sequel to The Avengers (via emilyisobsessed)
Reading up on this whole Phineas and Ferb...
alyssaties: silverwindghost: “The movie is preceded by a short film titled Cartoons of Disney Channel’s Past in theaters, which shows what characters from previous Disney Channel cartoons such as “Kim Possible”, “Lilo & Stitch”, and “American Dragon: Jake Long” have been doing since their shows’ cancellation.” HELP IM SERIOUSLY UNIRONICALLY EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE IM SHAKING...
babyminaj: ya my iphone does the same thing
finally a new one-HONESTY HOUR!
Have you ever:
1) Self harmed?
2) Got into a real fight?
3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
4) Tried to commit suicide?
5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
8) Accused someone of using you?
10) Gotten drunk/high?
11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
(Right now) Are you:
15) Avoiding someone?
16) Avoiding some task?
19) Annoyed with a friend?
20) Worried and confused about something important to you?
21) Get depressed easily?
22) Get jealous/envious easily?
23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?
24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?
25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
26) Go out drinking?
27) Smoke cigarettes?
28) Smoke weed?
29) Do any hard drugs?
30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?
32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
34) Believe people deserve second chances?
35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)
36) Think things will get better?
37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)
Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
39) Long hair OR short hair?
40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?
41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
42) Shy OR open?
43) Eyes OR body?
44) Religious OR non-religious?
45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?
46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
47) Piercings OR no piercings?
48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?
49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?
51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
52) Smoke weed?
53) Smoke cigarettes?
54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?
58) Join a band as a part time activity?
59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?
61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?
62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?
66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?
67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?
70) Sleep naked?
You can only choose one:
71) Black or Orange?
72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore?
73) Cellphone or Computer?
74) Chocolate milk OR Coke?
75) Tumblr OR Friends?
76) Apple OR PC?
77) TV Shows OR Movies?
78) Old bands OR new Bands?
79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock?
80) Reading OR Listening to music?
81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice.
82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically?
83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge?
84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice.
85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice.
86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary?
87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe?
88) Shoes OR Shirts?
89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence?
90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice.
91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest.
92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family?
93) Do you want to travel when you are older?
94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams?
95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions?
96) Rather be the opposite gender?
97) What will you name your son/daughter?
98) Do you get harassed more than most people do?
99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason.
100) What makes you a bad person in your mind?
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
if you run a blog dedicated solely to moon...
seppin:seppin: why aren’t interviewers asking good questions ideas for better one direction interviews would you rather die slowly by being trapped in honey or just be stung by one giant-ass bee when was the last time you flipped yourself off while looking at your own reflection if you had to be trapped in a horror movie, which one would it be which band member are you most likely to...